Squish, right in the brain pan

MEMO
TO: BRAIN
FROM: ME
CC: NERVOUS SYSTEM WORKING GROUP, PSYCHE SUB-COMMITTEE
RE: SLEEP

I am writing to express my extreme displeasure at the lack of sleep I received last night and the utter exhaustion which has followed this morning. This sort of thing is absolutely unacceptable and must be rectified IMMEDIATELY.

My suggestions include the immediate halt of rumination, and the mitigation of anxiety. Also, a look into the "resetting" of the circadian rhythm is likely warranted.

Thank you for your work in addressing this matter promptly.