You know how dumb you feel when you forget something important (like, I dunno, paying the mortgage)? I just did some investigating and figured out (which could have been REMEMBERED, maybe) that I didn't actually have a mortgage payment due now, as I paid ahead two months ago, when I was flush.
As relieved as I am that had foresight, it scares me how little recollection I have.
So I'm giving myself a free pass on this one. But just this once!